retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

constipation

A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.

I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.

by Billiam Beaver June 9, 2017

Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.

“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.

by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018

constipation comprehension

When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca

Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension

by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

fart constipation

When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !

I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation

by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014

alcohol constipation

It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.

Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.

Joce: Why?!

Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.

by Kimdizzle September 4, 2012