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retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

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After a verry long time period of having retard constipation you explode and say/do retarded things uncontrollably.

That class was so long, I had to sit there quietly afterwords I got really bad retard diarrhea .

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