colon sauce

Another word for diarrhea.

Dude last nights Taco Bell gave me colon sauce this morning.

by Masturbabe May 8, 2023

Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.

Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.

by Mike109999 August 29, 2018

Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.

"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"

by Marquis70 April 28, 2008

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.

Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.

by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010

Colon Cowboy

A term to describe a homosexual male.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.

Province Town is filled with Colon Cowboys.

by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005

colon cruiser

a gay guy

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.

by slick29 December 25, 2008