clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!

sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!

by michael foolsley November 14, 2011

Clumpies

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

by Hen025 June 8, 2016

clumsy ass

Another word used in place of using dumb ass..

" He's taking out his girl to watch Ice -Age??? Damn that clumsy ass

by not so humble July 23, 2017

Chumpy

Anyone who does not show up when their friends decide to hang out more than 50% of the time. Doesn't matter what reason you have for being late. Doesn't matter if you if you are a college student busy with work, a parent who works three jobs and kids to take care of, or even if you are the pope. If you do not show up to hang out with your friends, you are a chump and will forever be known as chumpy.

Friends: "We are hanging out and gonna play d&d. You in?"
Kaylee: "I cant, i have to work. No time for it."
Friends: "Dammit Kaylee. This is d&d! Don't be a chump."
Kaylee: "But i have to work!"
Friends: "You shall forever be known as chumpy. How do you feel about yourself right now?"

by cpdf98 May 29, 2018

crumpy

a spasm-ing pisshead

haha diggory's got crumpy

by tom April 19, 2003

chumpy

silly little ginger toss pot, total wanker, looks about 7, glues ginger pubes to his face to try and look manly(it fails), likes little boys, chumpette is the female version

he's a right chumpy.....what a wank

by supergav August 27, 2009

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006