Cloie

Noun. A person or animal that is afraid of shiny objects, including, but not limited to, metal bowls, swords, mirrors, or any other type of smooth surface that has the ability of refracting light. Typically, a Cloie manifests this fear because he, she, or it is so ugly that he, she, or it can not bare to look at his, her, or itself.

That ugly dog is afraid of that metal bowl: what a dumb Cloie.

by Cloie's mom May 11, 2007

Clititoris Rex

What someone who isn't knowledgeable of the female anatomy calls the clitoris

Kid 1: Hey do you know what a clitoris is?

Kid 2: What's a clititoris rex?

by kyleshoward December 15, 2009

clitical mass

clitical mass: to peform above and beyond the call of pleasure bound duty.

I flicked and licked that bean so hard she hit clitical mass and made my chin wet.

(i just love adding to this site and making shit up that sounds logical xD)

by lipchin October 1, 2012

cliticature

Writings and ponderings regarding a woman's vagina.

There is vast cliticature on the topic of female genitalia.

by charlesIi February 8, 2014

Clopin

Term to cover what happens when your management insenitively schedules you to close and then open the business.

"I can't believe it! I have to clopin Saturday night for the third week in a row!"

by Gomiboy December 3, 2017

Clopin

The best character in The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

"Clopin is my favorite!!"

by AyameIris June 15, 2022

Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.

"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."

by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017