hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

Yodel my oxen clogs!

an inappropriate phrase...

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!

by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012

Drain Clog

A drain clog is the action of not being able to poop because of the build-up of excess lube that dried up.

Man I should go to the doctor to have him look at my drain clog

by DancingPot June 9, 2019

Clogging the airwaves

Person or a group of persons who never shuts the fuck up, especially at work when more important things should/can be discussed or it’s time to focus in silence. similar to Horsing around.

Worker 2: “her der der did you see what happened over there hehe hoo ha oh look what that guy just did haha oh oops my leg feels weird now i’m hungry-“

Worker 1: “James, shut the fuck and quit clogging the airwaves.”

by smokey diesel February 16, 2023

Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.

Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.

by Brrrr September 30, 2022

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs

When Edmond Elephant is clever.

Oh yes, Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs.

by Debskelly1985 March 16, 2023