Knuckle Chum

When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.

You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Chubs

The Half-Boner. When you're on the fence, and not quite sure.

I got the Chubs for you.

by GremlinnHatt August 13, 2009

bucket of chum

A bucket of rotten fish that smells pretty bad and looks pretty nasty. This is usually used to tell how little something means to someone, or how bad something is.

"(name), you don't amount to a bucket of chum."

or

"Dude, the test we took today made me feel like a bucket of chum."

by El Polo Loco April 26, 2007

Plankton's Old Chum

Spongebob SquarePants episode 246a When Plankton's Usual spot to dump is rotten chum is too full, he tricks Spongebob into hiding it around the city.

Plankton's Old Chum will air in the USA in November or December!

by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019

Chum Chum

Chum Chum is extra fat/flab that is on you're forehead. This can also be related to fat layers on the foreskin.

" Wow Harris that is a lot of Chum Chum you got there"

by Tado October 12, 2009

Chumba

Secret code used in forums to describe a sexual act of the anal kind with the oposite sex.
To place ones penis in the anus of ones female partner.

"I wonder if she's partial to Chumba"
"I'm gonna get me some Chumba tonight"

by 2Fast July 30, 2008

chuman

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

by Frank and Melissa September 12, 2008