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Chumpkin

An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.

A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.

A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.

First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
by 2Hi September 5, 2013
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chump squad

A group of people who think they are cool by having parties with one case of beer for 15 people and then throw up.
Pat had a huge chump squad party at his house and took down two beers, one for him, and one for his pussy.
by lths100 November 14, 2005
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chumpatized

To get completely owned.
To suffer immense defeat.
Ron played Jeremy in Street Fighter and got chumpatized!
by jt antasuda February 25, 2008
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ump chump

A player of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that exclusively uses the UMP45 sub machine gun. This player will probably also have fall camo and a silencer.
MattiePOSDaddy just killed the whole enemy team with the UMP45? What an ump chump!
by mattiethedrummer616 September 19, 2010
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chimpy

roberto glasse: leather jacket, banana throwing, feaces, chuckling, normally "chimps" have a very low amount of sleep, this is normally noticed by their baggy chimp eyes.

Chimpy dicks have been known to have a strange fetish for disney characters. For example Jasmine from Aladdin.

See also chimping

The act of walking down the street and kicking your friends feet because you are a clumsy chimp!
Person one: "Hey! Do you see that hairy guy over there dragging his knuckles along the floor like some sort of primate?"

Person two: "Yes! What a fucking chimpy bastard!"

OR

Person one: "I love bananas."

Person two: "You chimpy dick."
by scott lynch December 10, 2007
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Chumpsky

A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chump who is smaller, the younger sibling of, or acts like a chump to less of a degree than a real chump.
Chump: Hey guys!
Everyone: Whatup chumpsky?

Yannick: Yaow Yaow!
NetStryke: shut the fuck up chumpsky.
Yannick: *cries*

Homie: Yo what's poppin chump?
Chump: Hey dog..
Homie: Why you so down? Oh I know why, your girl's out bangin dat dude again huh?
Chump: Fuck you man!
Homie: Haha, man I thought yo last name was Chumpsky the way you're gettin chumped!
by netstryke November 26, 2005
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Chumpled

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them
Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.
by Waterking February 27, 2019
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