joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.
by Richard Crout March 4, 2017
Get the chode mug.1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016
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A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis
by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020
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These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.
by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019
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