chalant

adj. (slang, humorous)
denoting a person or behaviour that is serious or formal; concerned with the matter at hand; not casual

A fallaciously derivative antonym of the word nonchalant. "Nonchalant" is actually a standalone word borrowed from the French "nonchaloir" meaning "unconcerned". We never took the word "chaloir", however, and turned it into "chalant". We could have done, but we didn't.

All that said, treating that first syllable as a prefix (which it was in the French) and extrapolating that chalant must be an antonym of nonchalant is actually reasonably logical and reflects the historically procedural manner in which the English language is developed.

Nonetheless, at this point in time the word is only legitimate as a form of humorous slang.

While his manner could not be described as nonchalant, he had already enjoyed too much wine to be truly chalant.

by The Real NH April 29, 2020

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

Uncle Chan

An Uncle Chan is the asian version of an Uncle Tom. Basically he is a lame ass fool who has no confidence or self-respect. Instead of figuring a way to be a more manly, cultured, and dope ass person, he resorts to seeking validation from the white man, which is something a lame ass bitch does. What he should be doing instead is figuring a way to be a more cool ass person by inventing something dope and useful that everybody thinks is cool. And then beating the white man at his own game!

Look at that Uncle Chan kissing the white man’s ass.

by Temu_787 July 25, 2022

Last Chance Cat Ranch

A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.

Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.

by Spok3 April 7, 2023

iwa-chan

Hajime Iwaizumi from Haikyuu. He was a third-year student from Aobajohsai High; he was the volleyball team's ace, vice-captain and a wing spiker.

JDSKJSKDGHB There was a TikTok trend wherein creators add a word in the song 20 min by Lil Uzi Vert. It goes like this "Twenty more minutes until I gotta go, so I told that girl that I'm gonna slaughter it duh duh Iwa-chan!" it was made by a uhh idk i dont remember who JHGFASHG sorry y'all. Some anime fans were on edge because normies used this TikTok sound a lot. Timeskip Iwaizumi iswjehnfrubuwde
Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer

Slower, Iwa-chan!

by bokutosgirlfriend October 19, 2020

Penn Chan

A code word for that marijuana smoke that we use here in asia, can't believe it spread to UD.

lets pretend we're asian by smoking penn chan and then jerking off to hentai!

by Matsumoto Suzuki September 21, 2005