mind cancer

The disorder of the mind. Unlimited growth of thoughts that are unhealthy and unproductive, recurring over and over.

Mark seems to be having a hard time getting over the divorce and getting on with his life. I think he has mind cancer.

by Shakes Peer July 11, 2016

Tibetian Lung Cancer

A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)

Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!

by Willhemina April 26, 2009

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.

Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

by my name is not billy July 27, 2020

The Cancer Prank

A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.

The Cancer Prank

Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"

*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*

Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"

by Catiebug June 30, 2008

Jungle Cancer

The undying love of girls for black men.

A form of jungle fever but permanent.

Stacey: I love big black cock, I think I have jungle fever.

Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.

Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!

by TurtleBoy001 May 15, 2010

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

Cancer

Caillou

Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!

by Cheetos_017 March 12, 2019