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child

a young human from 0-12
child come here or child go do your chores
by inquistitormaster stan June 11, 2022
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The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly
"The Child is asking for weed again"
by Child hater August 31, 2022
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A way human differentiate themself, and are said to be a period of time where humans are suppose to enjoy their best time, full of lies that cover the truth.
Human: ah~ i had such great memory when i was a child.

human 2: what a time we had, i'll rather live in the lies rather than the truth
by stay with me~ November 14, 2022
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something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.
when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away
by y0lo156 November 20, 2022
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The act of keeping cum as a pet.
Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."
by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022
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"But sir the child in my basement didnt get forced to officer!'
by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022
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A person below 20 Y/O
"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"
by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022
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