cereal face

Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.

Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.

Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.

by ectofunky August 18, 2011

goth cereal box

Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl

Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right

by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016

Lettuce be cereal

A fun way to say : Let us be serious

Person 1: Duur huur
Person 2: Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Alright, whats up?

by Akiray December 30, 2011

Cereal Killer

Someone who is on a diet and only eats cereal

My cholesterol was so high, I was forced to become a Cereal Killer

by itzritz April 7, 2009

cerebrality

Intelligence; the state at which one's cerebral faculties function.

That professor has quite high cerebrality.

by Whoa-ho-ho-ho! September 13, 2006

cereal monogamy

The custom or practice of eating only one type of cereal at a time. Cereal monogamists view the casual alternation of cereals, or, worse, mixing different cereals in the same bowl, to be simply wrong.

Not to be confused with serial monogamy.

"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. I eat only Cheerios; no other cereals. Cheerios are the greatest thing since sliced bananas! Wait-- I'm out of Cheerios... time to get some more cereal... I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast. No other cereals; just Frosted Flakes."
That's an example of cereal monogamy.

by Grinning Cat January 18, 2015

Cerealize

The act of partaking in the consumption of cereal, with milk, after dinner's main course.

True cerealizing involves getting more than one bowl.
-One of the main and only reasons for going to Brower Commons.

Erik: Are you guys cerealizing?
Jack & Yuhan: Hell yeah
Erik: Aight, I'm not getting milk with it.
Jack & Yuhan: What are you, stupid?

(Jack & Yuhan walk to the cereal bar nodding their head in disapproval.)

Yuhan: Yo dude what are you doing later?
Jack: Probably finishing up on some work and then hitting up Brower to cerealize. You?
Yuhan: Cerealizing sounds good. I'll hit you up.

by cerealking November 6, 2009