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Cerealize 

The act of partaking in the consumption of cereal, with milk, after dinner's main course.

True cerealizing involves getting more than one bowl.
-One of the main and only reasons for going to Brower Commons.
Erik: Are you guys cerealizing?
Jack & Yuhan: Hell yeah
Erik: Aight, I'm not getting milk with it.
Jack & Yuhan: What are you, stupid?

(Jack & Yuhan walk to the cereal bar nodding their head in disapproval.)

Yuhan: Yo dude what are you doing later?
Jack: Probably finishing up on some work and then hitting up Brower to cerealize. You?
Yuhan: Cerealizing sounds good. I'll hit you up.
Cerealize by cerealking November 6, 2009
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rerealize 

to realize something for the second time around, whether it be something you already knew, or something you should have known due to common sense. Usually it's something you let slip from your mind that some one or something makes you realize.
Michael Jackson's death made all the retards in the world rerealize the impact on music and dance he had, for us true fans we already knew.

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.
Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

Cerealsexual 

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

Cerealsexual 

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

fer cerealzly 

a combination of the words fer cereal and fer seriously which are deprived from common slang as: for real and fer sure.
Girl One: "Duuuuude, that new videogame is going to be insane!"
Girl Two: "Fer cerealzly!"
fer cerealzly by vee! May 17, 2008

cerealness 

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.
Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.
cerealness by Baklava42 January 13, 2007