soggy canoe

When you fuck a girl in the ass and piss everywhere

Oh fuck Soggy canoe bitch!

by Halterdawg January 12, 2016

concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018

oof canoe

(/o͞of kəˈno͞o/)

1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.

2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.

I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.

by Jewals November 7, 2018

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

beaver canoe

Like a motorboat, only lower.

I was feeling adventurous so I went for down a beaver canoe.

by bigarmsimmy January 20, 2014

canoe dude

A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.

You are pulling a canoe dude right now.

by Canoe dude February 22, 2018