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Keep Calm and Chive On

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.
"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."
by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013
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calm your horses

What tyler says
Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES
by tylersexypants January 18, 2012
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Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
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callow

frightened and weak-willed
"Wow she calls you callow in this..."
by Tom Smith June 21, 2006
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Caldo

a mexican soup of carrots and mexican things.
"hey are you a mexican?"
"can you make me caldo?"
by lameyyyyy April 4, 2009
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Guido Calhoun

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.
"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."
by Imbnd July 25, 2007
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Calhoun

(Noun, adjective): A disaster of huge proportions; anything that reeks of failure. An irksome situation.

(Verb, adverb): To cause spectacular misfortune. To ruin something beyond repair due to ignorance and/or ineptness.

Etymology: Southern United States, with roots primarily in Texas.
He totally dropped the ball — singlehandedly calhouned the whole project.

Enron. What a calhoun that was.

I got calhoun'd on the way to work. it's my second speeding ticket this month.
by upfreak April 30, 2009
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