A Sunday league striker who continually starts games but more often than not misses sitters. Ends with a single figure goal total every season.
He was through one on one with the keeper, went round him but missed an open goal. He’s a real Calvert Rashford.
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A late night talk show host, despite being the best one, like many others, wont shut the fuck up about Donald Trump since 2016. His show is getting cancelled because he wont shut the fuck up about Trump. If he doesnt anymore, the ratings will get better. Save colbert.
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