Caledfwlch

It is the eponym of Excalibur, from the "Sword in the Stone" story in Arthurian legend.

Person A: Hey, what was the sword in the Sword in the Stone story called again?
Person B: Well, its name in the story is Excalibur, but the name itself comes from a Welsh name — Caledfwlch.
Person A: Oh. I didn't need to know all that, but thanks anyway, I guess.

by d.strides September 30, 2019

vag cage

Vag cage is an invention that is revolutionary, you need one to keep the dick out. When you walk into the classroom and Africa (only because it has high rape rates). Chuck your cage on and have some fun. No non needed abortions. If any dick goes into my vag cage they will get an electric shock up their sausage.

Person#1: Put your vag cage on uncles coming
Person#2: Gosh that was a close one

by rat_witch.com March 1, 2022

Caked it

Fucking something up beyond all repair

How could you drop that pass, it hit you in the hands!!! You really caked it.

by Heavy285 January 21, 2011

Nicolas Cage

An actor who can only be described as hit and miss, and commonly follows the "rule of 4"... the rule states that any Nicolas Cage movie where Cage has hair longer than four inches will be terrible (Con Air, Bangkok Dangerous), while any in which he has hair shorter than four inches will be good

guy: did you see that Wicker Man remake?
friend: it was awful, Nicolas Cage should really follow the rule of four

by olivier22 January 18, 2011

trunk n' cage

A popular method of dating most successful in urban environments since even attractive people are more likely to walk to get around. Simply go trollin' through the streets in your Prius and use a tranquilizer dart/chloroform on your unsuspecting new friend. Then so not as to arouse suspicion, you place them unconscious into your trunk for the scenic ride home. After you have arrived, immediately transport them to the cage you keep in your basement and voila, trunk n' cage!

I love living in California. The weather is beautiful, the governor was in Jingle All the Way, the earthquakes feel good on my downstairs mix-up and of course there is an abundance of celebrities jogging around to trunk n' cage.

by weezarc June 19, 2010

Rape Cage

American prison. It is assumed that being placed in prison will result in being rape. A large part of the deterrence effect of prison in America is the fear of rape.

Judge: I find you guilty and sentence you to prison.

Defendant: I don't want to go the rape cage.

Judge: You should have thought of that before buying a quarter ounce of marijuana.

by Stargoat July 24, 2011

caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

by daveeee July 13, 2004