bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

crusty lopez

a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.

Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."

by I got you back February 8, 2009

Craspy

1.When something is extremely crispy and hard to the touch, a higher level of crispiness.

1.Carlos used so much Dippity-do in his hair it became "craspy". He liked it this way as no hair would be out of place for his big date.

2. Janets hands were so dry they were craspy.

by Rex212 May 12, 2009

Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

Crusty Arab

Sex on the beach, in the middle of it pull out and dip your junk in the sand, then go right back in.

That chick totally screamed when I gave her the Crusty Arab

by CJMatrix February 24, 2008

crusty mustache

to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.

your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.

by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007

crafty butcher

A male homosexual - one who likes to take his meat around the back.

"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee,
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales

by HMB March 16, 2003