Best Buy

Jordan's bitch.

Employee: Whos your bitch?

Jordan: Best Buy.

by Pseudonymfoodonym April 26, 2010

Ultra-Buys

The cheapest, most dirt-tasting cigarettes one can buy in the New Orleans area. Usually run for around $2-3 a pack, and the championed smoke of gutter punks.

After several hours of panhandling, Maggie was only able to scrounge up enough money for a 40 oz. and some Ultra-Buys

by FluffyTheSkaKid October 11, 2009

Cover Buy

When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.

"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."

"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."

by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009

buy polo

to switch up your mood❤️

she is so ‘buy polo’!!!

by cardianna October 13, 2020

Panic Buying

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.

Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.

by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023

Buying Banana

Buying banana's is european slang for paying for a male prostitute, usually referring to male on male.

I went to the red light district and bought some banana. Buying banana is my favorite

by IchLiebstYou December 4, 2016

buying a skull

To have friend with benefits come over under the pretense of buying a taxidermy skull, but servicing a need or desire instead.

"Yeah, that was just a friend of mine who came over and was 'buying a skull'!"

by Cunninglinguist22 December 26, 2021