buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)

dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

buttler

When your little sister dosen't know any real swear words and just says "buttler" instead.

Me: STOP IT YOU ANNOYING TURD!
Sister: YOU STINK YOU BUTTLER

by mehmabel February 4, 2018

Buttlink

A word used to describe a girl who is known for giving head

Person 1: You heard about that Emma girl? Person 2: Yeah apparently she’s a buttlink

by Cnilkjj March 13, 2019

buttlickian

someone who licks butts, also known as a 'buttlick'

lol ur a buttlickian...

by vivakhoaldsnlj August 11, 2006

buttyam

a potatoe of the anal area

I'm not going to eat that buttyam!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

buttload

A buttload is one more than can be carried by one person at one time. A buttload squared equals a buzzillion.

(buttload x buttload = buzzillion)

A variable scale of measurement depending upon the subject.
The quantity of a buttload may vary from person to person.

Therefore, if I can carry one brick, two bricks is a buttload of bricks. And a buttload squared of bricks is four bricks or a buzzillion bricks. (buttload x buttload = buzzillion)

This can be applied to anything and is a varying scale. If I can carry 100 marbles, then 101 marbles is a buttload and 101x101=10,201 makes a buzzillion marbles.

A buttload of work may be influenced by emotional variables difficult to quantify or qualify.

"I have a buttload of work to get done before lunch, and a buzzillion more before I can go home."

by burghowitz March 14, 2012