fuzz bumpers

lesbians. Stemming from the "bumping" of the fuzzy, pubic area of two women.

Going to the gay pride parade we'll definitely see some fuzz bumpers.

by I don't know June 29, 2002

bumber

a lover of boobs, boobies.

hi, i'm nick jonas and i am a bumber.

by imacreeper. February 12, 2010

bumbershoot

1. A three day music festival in seattle during which everyone is either drunk or high.
2. The original word for umbrella.

1. Man i was tripping balls at bumbershoot, i dont remember a thing...
2. Excuse me miss, have you seen my bumbershoot?

by Gabriel J September 5, 2006

bumster

A homeless person who lives primarily in Dumpsters, especially in the Champaign/Urbana area.

We would always get to see the bumsters whenever we went to a U of I game.

by livesathome February 6, 2009

bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

bumscrubber

1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum

2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change

3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus

I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.

"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.

by bumscrubber September 23, 2009