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brendenist

a person who is against liking brenden’s
i don’t like brenden. therefore, i am a brendenist
by too big to handle April 14, 2021
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brenden

a good man who cant seem to loose weight for the life of him a funny man who luaghes at inappropriate times and loves making other people luagh, if you ever meet me in real life you would die instantly from my attractive face😏
woah your attractive? what a brenden!
by brendong November 22, 2021
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Bradenton

You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.
Fucking got Joe's again in downtown Bradenton, never going to that shit hole PW's again!
by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022
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Bradenbowl

A twitch streamer that plays a 4 dollars cube game and practices special levels in case he becomes blind in the future, which won't happen.
"Yo Bradenbowl, when will you make Super Invisible Level ?"
by EterSky January 13, 2022
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Braeden

He’s someone you’ll accidentally become friends with. He may seem quiet at first, but once you get him talking you won’t regret it. You’ll hear the best stories and situations he’s been in. If you have the chance to understand his sense of humour he’ll leave you wheezing. Somehow he’s really good at roasting you in the most caring and sarcastic way. He’ll always share his food and feed you even if you’re full. He’s fair and kind to everyone. If you meet a Braeden, be thankful.
Braeden is just like me
by RANDYTHEGLIZZY December 21, 2021
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brenden

brenden a guy who loves planes but cant seem to keep himself consistently training to be a pilot one day, overweight but slloowewllyy getting my weight down, currently in middle school whith a BIG crush on a cutie called fern. brenden is super insecure but also does his best to make as many people luagh he thinks life is to short to take everything seriously all the time, if brenden likes you and wants you to know he will tell you hehe his favorite emojis are 😼🤤😟👴🏿 brenden also loves art and is slowy improving. brenden will treat you like a god if your "with" him but be sure to tell him when to stop he will eventually empty his pockets all for you
brenden: wow have you heard of malone victim: brown?
whoes malone brown?
brenden: 😈
by brendong January 1, 2022
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