He's such a Brayden
by KillerKEEMStar6969 October 26, 2016
Biggest dicksucker mother fucker in all the round. This guy has the smallest cock ever seen. If you ever meet a Brayden just punch in in the face
by BraydenIsACynt January 17, 2017
A bitch, usually a name given to someone who will go no where in life, or take a meaningless job as someone's assistant. (Secretary, Physicians Assistant, Etc) A Brayden is usually not the brightest bulb in the Christmas Tree, and is often described as a "klutz". Brayden's are very accident prone, and complain about very light injurys, and sometimes take months off work for a headache. Brayden's often die alone, and are too ugly to be loved by anyone.
Jim: "Can you please hire me an assistant to do the meaningless work? Preferably a bitch"
Carl: "someone named Brayden applied"
Jim: "Perfect!"
Carl: "someone named Brayden applied"
Jim: "Perfect!"
by Jay crazle May 14, 2016
A guy who is a huge fuck boi although he isnt very attractive somehohow he has a magic spell and gets every girl. Who is hilarious and is very perverted. He is so kind but has a small dick but everyone loves him. He is extremely dumb but is very thoughtful.
by Brayden10 August 01, 2017
Brayden is one of the well known people who are often M3rkMus1c. Brayden loves roblox. Hes one of the first Youtubers to buy a Lamborghini. The reason he was able to buy this was b/c it was on sale at ToysRUs for very cheap. Brayden only plays Family Friendly games and despises Naughty games. Even though he plays CoD BO3. I guess thats b/c he also loves Supply Drops and Exojumps. All in all, Brayden is gay. Don't be a Brayden
Me: STOP OPENING FUCKING SUPPLY DROPS BRAYDEN!
Brayden: No, Opinions are for minions and swears are for squares
Brayden: No, Opinions are for minions and swears are for squares
by M3RKV01T May 18, 2018
by John brakes June 03, 2018
A really annoying cocky kid.He thinks he's good looking but isn't.Lies about others on internet to make himself look better.Alot of people don't like him.
by Ashton_Martin15 March 03, 2019