Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

Popcorn Braces

The feeling you get when a kernal gets stuck between your teeth while eating popcorn.

This kernal is so stuck I feel like I have popcorn braces!

by nhnavybrat September 4, 2016

braces

A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.

OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?

by RedNine August 10, 2022

liquid braces

When someone smiles so you can jizz on their teethjizzejaculateshinyteeth

That bitch let my jizz on her teeth and it shined like liquid braces!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

Popcorn braces

The feeling you get when you get kernals stuck between your teeth while eating popcorn.

Wow, this kernal is so stuck I feel like I have popcorn braces!

by nhnavybrat September 4, 2016

Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.

I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.

by pandakeith April 19, 2018

Brace

Scoring two goals for your team in an association football match.

"He scored a goal in each half to earn himself a brace."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017