Blokeist

Been someones best mate for at least 10 years

We’ve been mates for so long we’re above best friend we’re Blokeist

by Hugh .G. Rection July 26, 2019

Baloney Sandwich

The thing you say instead of saying bullshit because you are at a place where you cant curse or because you are a coward

Oh some that's bul- I mean that's some baloney sandwich!

by HamSandwitch September 10, 2019

Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Blöder

What Vikings used to call their brother.

Olaf: Jarl Bjørn, mi Blöder's not sharing his war booty with me again! Hinga dinga durgen!

Jarl: That's because you never go on raids to begin with ya idiot.

by CaptainGurm September 24, 2020

Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.

Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.

by Donzz October 8, 2020

Baloneythauce

To send bussy or gooch pictures to ones mother.

Kyle was pissing me off, I’m going to baloneythauce him later today.

by Puzymoah January 25, 2022

Musical Bloke

A young man who stands on the side of a road in Bellaire, Texas (Houston) & sings songs on a beat up guitar. He is quite skilled & very humorous. If you see him, you should toss some money in his open guitar case.

Oh, LOOK! There's the musical bloke! He's very talented. Let's give him some money so he can buy himself a drink in this hot Houston weather.

by houstonlocal2011 April 26, 2011