bob the blob

the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.

bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass

by odedodo1 February 10, 2019

hammer blob

A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.

"Christ mate, she looked like she on the hammer blob, if you know what I mean."

by Rogue89 January 10, 2009

overrated black blob from fnf

that "thing" freaking sucks

overrated black blob from fnf is stupid.

by belupacito4738 July 28, 2022

the blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

by craig barton February 13, 2004

joe blob

code for a blow job. the joe blob has a classy sound to it and adds a synonym to the small arsenal of words to describe a blow job. its just an overall feel good word.

How the word came to be.

Al: "I just need to get laid."
Zach: "I would just settle for a joe blob."

by Dr. Joe Blob May 8, 2008

kinky blob

A cow. See cow

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003

Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.

Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???

by Robert Morris 3.14 May 16, 2009