Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010

blackwing

To perform oral sex on an African American female. Term used by subcultures such as mororcycle clubs like Hells Angels

Biker Bob went down on a black chick and to get his blackwing.

by Bob Clanders June 23, 2005

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004

pedo-backing

piggy-backing on the acceptance won by LGBT people, under the rubric of "consenting adults," to push for acceptance for pedophilia TOO. (Cf. PERGY, Pedophile-Exclusionary Regular GaY.)

Dr. James Cantor, Twitter, December 8, 2018
"Speaking as a gay men, I believe we SHOULD include the P. To do otherwise is to betray the principles that give us our rights."

Kevin Spacey was roundly condemned for pedo-backing for coming out as "a gay man," (29 Oct 17) in the context of accusations of child abuse. Now that an authority like Dr. James Cantor is pedo-backing as well, we'll see if there's any traction in that strategy.

by Didaskalos January 14, 2019

C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up

Stephanie stop fucking C- Blocking your brother

by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008

lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)

eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.

"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".

by danweick October 27, 2008