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blizzard booty

sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.
There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014
by ButtaFlyy January 30, 2014
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Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
by Aqua lung October 7, 2013
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Blizztarded

Result of a massive snow storm commonly occurring in Canada during winter time. The word is a combination of Blizzard and Retarded.
"Did you see all the snow we are getting!? this is Blizztarded!"
by Bento-Box December 14, 2009
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BLIZZARD

A blizzard is a severe snowstorm characterized by strong sustained winds. It lasts for a prolonged period of time—typically three hours or more.
1. Bad weather was experienced, frequent blizzards making the advance difficult.
2. There are, however, during every winter from one to four severe blizzards, which inflict great damage unprotected flocks and herds.
by nittha August 21, 2019
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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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Carolina Blizzard

A weather phenomenon where it snows a few flurries, all the bread and milk disappear from stores, and people drive 30 mph under the speed limit (and sometimes still end up in a ditch).
Me: "I'm going to be late coming home because it's snowing a little."

Mom: "Can you go by the store to get some milk?"

Me: "Are you kidding? It's a Carolina Blizzard, there's nothing left!"
by Wilsr1 January 15, 2011
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Moscow Blizzard

A prank when a group of guys jizzing on a unsespecting friends pillow
Nicks pillow just had a Moscow blizzard
by Carlosbaseball22 September 12, 2013
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