1.)a mood that you repeatedly find yourself in whenever your parents speak your name.
2.)instant, uncontrollable orgasm-like feeling in every fiber of your existence invoked by an attractive person.
2.)instant, uncontrollable orgasm-like feeling in every fiber of your existence invoked by an attractive person.
use 1:) "like..shit man, I'm feeling pretty bleger right now."
use 2:) "holy crap dude, I'm definitely feeling bleger right now because of that sexy man."
use 2:) "holy crap dude, I'm definitely feeling bleger right now because of that sexy man."
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oBLiged + veGAN
Obliged to be Vegan by the social pressure.
Features of BLEEGAN: Dynamic, switch on and off, (meat or veg), double personality, incoherent, rushing person, compulsive but at the end, it's a tolerant dude.
BLEEGAN MOOD: That feeling that makes you uncomfortable if you are not taking the vegan option on a Fairtrade cool Bar.
oBLiged + veGAN
Obliged to be Vegan by the social pressure.
Features of BLEEGAN: Dynamic, switch on and off, (meat or veg), double personality, incoherent, rushing person, compulsive but at the end, it's a tolerant dude.
BLEEGAN MOOD: That feeling that makes you uncomfortable if you are not taking the vegan option on a Fairtrade cool Bar.
Bleegan: "I'm Bleegan really. I just eat Vegan because I have to...because it is cool.
But I'm actually a wild beast, especially during the night, getting drunk and wild when going to the perfect chicken shop.
I actually love pork, but I'm Bleegan still. It's like having a double personality, so during nights I eat meat, and mornings I have brunch vegan style.
Vegan friend (Shocked): " Uhm, yeah! ah really?! It's Nice to be nice.
Bleegan : It's nice to be Bleegan rather than Vegan.
But I'm actually a wild beast, especially during the night, getting drunk and wild when going to the perfect chicken shop.
I actually love pork, but I'm Bleegan still. It's like having a double personality, so during nights I eat meat, and mornings I have brunch vegan style.
Vegan friend (Shocked): " Uhm, yeah! ah really?! It's Nice to be nice.
Bleegan : It's nice to be Bleegan rather than Vegan.
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1- When a lamp falls on your head
Oh fuck jhonny im blegged. Sorry clementine it really do be like that sometimes.
2- When u fuck up
My mama found out about my organic anal plug collection, holly shit im blegged.
3- When someone is about to kick the bucket
Oh shit jamal grandpa is bout to expire. stfu yakshit dont be such a curry muncher and talk properly, he is just blegged.
4- Whatever u wanna use it for
Oh my fucking god look at that autistic kid his limbs are so blegged!
1- When a lamp falls on your head
Oh fuck jhonny im blegged. Sorry clementine it really do be like that sometimes.
2- When u fuck up
My mama found out about my organic anal plug collection, holly shit im blegged.
3- When someone is about to kick the bucket
Oh shit jamal grandpa is bout to expire. stfu yakshit dont be such a curry muncher and talk properly, he is just blegged.
4- Whatever u wanna use it for
Oh my fucking god look at that autistic kid his limbs are so blegged!
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