Skip to main content
1.)a mood that you repeatedly find yourself in whenever your parents speak your name.

2.)instant, uncontrollable orgasm-like feeling in every fiber of your existence invoked by an attractive person.

use 1:) "like..shit man, I'm feeling pretty bleger right now."

use 2:) "holy crap dude, I'm definitely feeling bleger right now because of that sexy man."
bleger by Krishannon October 20, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

kirk beger 

First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.
Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.
kirk beger by Sean April 16, 2005
Related Words
bleger • Bleier • bleer • begerk • blogerrhea • beeger • Beger • bégère • begerin • BeGerism

blogerrhea 

When people just can't stop blogging. Even when they have nothing important to say, they just can't control themselves.
You know you suffer from blogerrhea when you let the world know when, where and how you took a dump today.
blogerrhea by lavinatoe January 9, 2009

Bleyerveen 

A person of Dutch origin who, by his very own nature, will challenge all that society stands upon with a post-modernist attitude.
Dutchy: I'm not a post modernist...or am I?
Bleyerveen by Mannix October 31, 2004
Just a guy whos ginger and has a great name
this beger is not black at all
Beger by RUNSEL March 17, 2022
when simply being rude and shoving or either taking something of possition with full on force.
sena;im going to the bathroom nobody take my seat!
isaiah:haha im take his seat
sena:i thought i told you not to take my seat1..wow i have been Blege'D
Blege'D by zeketheflex January 16, 2011
A person who blogs for fun
A Filipino who keeps a weblog
You don't have to be a Pinoy to be a cool blogero!
Blogero by timlight January 27, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next