bleach fandom

where 80% of fans fight over ichigo's cock, 15% who are so-attached-to-bleach-that-they-cannot-let-go whine about kubo's abysmal writing and 5% defend his fantabulous writing with worship goggles on.

bleach fandom example 1. ichiruki says: ichiruki is canon you stupid ichihime whores. ichihime says: ichihime is canon you stupid ichiruki bitches. example 2. what the fuck is kubo doing. bleach sucks. stupid white space. waste of panels and waste of pages. it makes no sense. but i'm still reading it. example 3. what are you talking about. kubo is marvellous, he is GOD.

by fifithepoodle November 29, 2011

Brain Bleach

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.

by jewannabe July 5, 2009

Bleach monkey

A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.

Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.

Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!

Blogger: Rofl!

by Euphemia Li Brittania April 1, 2011

Sun Bleached

It's the Ultimate Tan.

He's Sun Bleached
Crowd: *gasp*

by Reeejae September 3, 2018

bleach otaku

Someone who is addicted to the anime Bleach

P1: Dude , did you see the latest episode of Bleach ?
P2: Yeah , totally . Ichigo totally pwns.
P3: You're such a bleach otaku .

by Kishiko Ishikawa December 16, 2008

bleach pudding

Jizzing in a girls ass.

I gave her a large dose of bleach pudding last night.

by RamRodRick June 22, 2015

Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.

My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020