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bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god
Gwadgy
by Ryan August 18, 2003
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bert mccracken

there are no words to describe him......well, you know, except: hot, amazing, beautiful, shaggable, talented, awesome, bad. Oh yeah, and MINE
by Cori McCracken December 21, 2003
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bert mccracken

Bert McCracken= sexy. somethin youd like to fuck.
Wow you look so Bert McCracken today! Lets fuck!
by Z FU October 15, 2003
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Bertie

Someone who brings a bucket to a festival for no reason other than shitting in it.
"I heard he did a Bertie at download"
"Such a Bert"
by Danny Bremner July 11, 2020
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Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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bert mccracken

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!
RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)
by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003
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Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.
Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.
by AKA4 March 2, 2011
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