Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.

"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."

by anonymous April 24, 2010

boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

by bjergen May 24, 2007

fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.

I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.

by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

man beater

a women that beats on here husband or man and/or verbaly abuses him. A woman who beats up on men. Usual a woman who gets drunk and/or has low self-esteem.

she beats on her man.. dang dat makes he a man beater.

by abcdefghi May 10, 2007

peter beater

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."

by someone March 18, 2004

taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

music banter

Easily the best music forum message board on the interwebz and home to one of the most awesome, brutal and merciless moderators of all time, right-track.

Great place to waste your life.

"Your taste in music is appalling, welcome to music banter!"

by fanbhoy May 16, 2010