bereal

you have two minutes to post a pic of what you are doing and a selfie

*bereal goes off*
olivia: lets do it later when im at a party with my friends so it looks like im cool
keira: no olivia dont befake

olivia: oh yea i want people to see the real me

keira: yes olivia you do. you are the epitome of mankind.

olivia: naw your so sweet you can be in my selfie
keira: OMG YES GIRL get it

olivia: oh no two minutes is almost up i guess no retakes then
keira: you are always stunning on the first try dont even play with me right now
olivia: THE TIME IS GOING RED AHHHH
*stabs keira to show her raw emotion* #bereal

by palaceslaveandoldcloset September 16, 2022

beerears

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011

Bearem

A group of hirsute men associated with one man (or woman). Usually within the context of the gay community.

Instead of going out alone, I like to go the the bars with my bearem.

by Finkster1970 August 5, 2012

bearmain

A guy called Jermain who is the cutest, most adorable and most funny guy you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet him, be sure to greet him with a triple cheeseburger and cheesy fries, and 10 tacos with a can of coke. Jermain <3

Hey is that Bearmain, lemme buy him food.

by Fathippo9696 May 16, 2019

Bearback

The act of two or more hairy men (bears and or otters), having raw or bareback sex.

Last night, Chuck & I bearbacked until we bred each other 3 times!

by JAXXXTON February 4, 2020

BeReal

A new type of social media where at random, you're given two minutes each day to capture a BeReal and 'live in the moment.' No filters and stuff like followers doesn't matter. Most people's BeReals are of them doing boring everyday shit, which is kinda the point of the app.

Time to BeReal!

2 minutes left to capture a BeReal and show the world what you're up to!

by henry1272838442 November 11, 2022

cock bearer

Normally the cock bearer appears perfectly plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was underestimated. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "The Council of Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel

Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.

Cock Bearer inscription:

These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.

Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."

The entire poem reads:

“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."

More to in "Example"

President Thomas Jefferson first learned of the cock bearers when he read the account that Theodore of what is now modern day Afghanistan had written before marching north to his death and the loss of his cock. When Theodore had cut the breast from Cleopathras chest, it was burning hot, and so Theodore was able to transcribe the inscription about the cock bearers before it faded.

Common day uses:

“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”

by dhnismle June 21, 2014