BeReal 

a “realistic” social media app when users receive a notification at a random time telling them to ⚠️BeReal⚠️, and then have 2 minutes to send a picture of what they’re doing.

Has BeReal gone off?

BeReal by Elssssss November 18, 2022

bereal 

you have two minutes to post a pic of what you are doing and a selfie

*bereal goes off*
olivia: lets do it later when im at a party with my friends so it looks like im cool
keira: no olivia dont befake

olivia: oh yea i want people to see the real me

keira: yes olivia you do. you are the epitome of mankind.

olivia: naw your so sweet you can be in my selfie
keira: OMG YES GIRL get it

olivia: oh no two minutes is almost up i guess no retakes then
keira: you are always stunning on the first try dont even play with me right now
olivia: THE TIME IS GOING RED AHHHH
*stabs keira to show her raw emotion* #bereal

bereal by palaceslaveandoldcloset September 16, 2022

BeReal 

A new type of social media where at random, you're given two minutes each day to capture a BeReal and 'live in the moment.' No filters and stuff like followers doesn't matter. Most people's BeReals are of them doing boring everyday shit, which is kinda the point of the app.

Time to BeReal!

2 minutes left to capture a BeReal and show the world what you're up to!

BeReal by henry1272838442 November 11, 2022

BeReal Girl 

A girl who takes a BeReal and then posts it to her ig to tag all her mates in it on there as well. Does it as soon as it goes off to seem real and as a result feels as though they always have to be seen to be socialising. Uses it to fan envy from her followers who don’t have her private. Asks other people to take the pictures sometimes, never with the behind the scenes switched on.

Spot the BeReal girl over your shoulder, her phone just buzzed and she’s got her whole gang of mates to all pose.

BeReal Girl by Lj2499 January 19, 2024

Berwald 

A Berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and glasses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. Underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. Berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their "wife" and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.

Person 1: I met this scary guy at IKEA, but he was such a sweetie.

Person 2: He must be a Berwald.

Berwald by Russia Lupin November 2, 2011

Aurora Borealis 

Something that is localized entirely within your kitchen.

Person A: God lord! what is happening in there!?
Person B: Aurora borealis.
Person A: Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Person B: Yes!

Aurora Borealis by Thespookydude May 26, 2018

Beereal 

Any type of cereal using beer instead of milk to wet your whistle. Works well with Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms and Honey Smacks. Beer of choice = Heineken

Dude thanks for the Beereal this morning.

Anytime, its the perfect mix between breakfast and friday night. "Smiles, with thumbs up"

Beereal by Fast Eddie MMM December 24, 2008