by ArcSilver August 09, 2023
Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.
Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.
The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups
Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.
The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups
Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."
"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"
Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón
"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"
Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón
by ElBarón June 02, 2019
He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024
Baronity Has several meanings. Starting, with the most common one. Baronity can mean several, Or different things. Baronity, can also mean, A murder scene. Baronity, can also mean somebody is having trouble with something. Baronity, can also mean doing different chores, like cleaning up, Or making music.
by Izzlock August 21, 2021
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.
"Barone said..."
by Jazzie Robinson November 19, 2017
A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.
Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?
Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.
Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.