Baenus

It is the area of a man's body located between the balls and the anus. Likened to the chode, or taint; and more affectionately referred to as "the gooch". This area becomes a baenus when it is protruding. Such protrusions can result from lack of sack, or the overall inability to maintain any semblance of testicular fortitude.

His baenus is so swollen because his woman won't let him out of the house....and he won't tell her otherwise.

by AGallonOfMilk October 17, 2010

barnbuster

A big event, something huge, stupendous.

Ex., That's a barnbuster of a deal. That's a great deal.

by themarta June 5, 2017

barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

Barfuss

A typically large feminine/male looking person who likes the smell of dead cat and dried orgasm juice they have the voice of an over-weight Caucasian male

Damn, that particular person is such a Barfuss

by thehjahjkejhe May 23, 2018

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

by WettyWain January 12, 2019

Bargus

A bargus is a sniglet used to describe the perpetually smeared spot on a windshield that cannot be cleared by the windshield wiper. The term was coined by Rich Hall in the early 1980s on a cable television show called, Not Necessarily the News. Hall co-wrote and starred in the satirical comedy series from 1983 until 1990 where he coined the term "sniglet" to describe newly created words. He collected and published several volumes of books of them.

We had a hard time finding the left turn lane, and could not see the left turn arrow, due to the bargus on our windshield.

by Bgavin March 9, 2020

Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.

Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.

by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021