Barb

The scariest grandma in existence mostly known from hereditary

"Is that fucking barb?"

"Oh shit it's barb"
"There's barb"
"Barb?"
"Barb's behind you! "

by Jacob zenl August 22, 2022

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

Barb hut

A building filled to the brim with copeus amounts of huge, barely clothed, oily men

Did you really think your hog could ressist the temptation of the barb hut?
It Wont!

by Bobby Mc Gee May 26, 2025

Barbed

Feeling prickly/thorny in general. People better watch out because one wrong comment will get you a grizzly/bitchy reaction.

I am so annoyed about everything. Don't talk to me for the next few hours I am feeling especially barbed today.

by Piper Marie December 22, 2021

Barb Cocopalm

Barb is a lovely Person. She will always listen to you. She loves personality tests and if she starts to like something, she tries to find out everything about it. Her birthday is the 7th of February. She is an amazing writer, but she doesn't believe enough in herself and her writings. She's very honest with you and I think that's one of her best characteristics. She's very short but that doesn't mean she isn't dangerous. Barb deserves every bit of happiness you can give her. She is a strong person with very much emotions. She is one of the most beautiful and important people I ever "met" and I hope one day she sees how unique she is.

A: I don't know what to do
B: Call Barb Cocopalm- she is so fun and everyone likes her

by eefus maximus February 6, 2020

Barbing out

When you don’t know when to stop talking and continue to make a situation more awkward/uncomfortable for yourself and all parties involved by rambling and having no filter

The guy was trying to ask her out on a date and she proceeded to “Barb out” until he walked away.

Someone go rescue her from that conversation. She’s “Barbing out” right now.

by Bglidden September 18, 2022