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baltimore county

private school girls are the real sluts
leggings are a second language
party on the weekends

dress like hell on mondays
girls are more brave than the boys
belair boys can’t hang
they act broke by only carrying $50 in their wallet
the only place where girls with big pearls drive suvs and bump to the best music
look at that baltimore county girl wearing pearls bumping to lil uzi

Baltimore Bed and Breakfast 

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?

Baltimore city grading system 

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade
Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.

Baltimore Trebuchet

The act of going up onto a roof with a cinder block, facing away from the edge - then picking up the cinder block with both hands and flinging it backwards over your head in the same way a catapult would, tossing the cinder block onto the street below. The perceived purpose of the Baltimore Trebuchet is to hit the cars parked in the street below.
"Yo I heard Joey got arrested last night, what happened?"
"Ah, he got super drunk and decided to start a game of Baltimore Trebuchet."
"Damn, I knew that guy was a dumbass."
Baltimore Trebuchet by ItBeJabba January 1, 2021

Baltimore Experience 

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey
Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.

Baltimore Bankroll 

Noun: A sexual act in which the involved man fold his flaccid penis in half, secures a popsicle stick to it with rubber bands and and penetrates the involved woman's vagina
I drank too much and had to use the ol' Baltimore Bankroll technique