Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.

The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.

by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020

natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021

creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

The best athlete

Somone who loves a sport unconditionally but is hated by so many in that sport, they’re the ones who try so hard in everything just to be talked bad about or hated. No matter how nice they are even you might be mad at them. Jealousy takes over their world with most of their class talking bad about them because of how good they are. So if you see the best athlete in your class or team, let them know your proud of them, most of the time they are told other wise by coaches or parents

The Best athlete is making MVP on most everything

by Best athlete January 13, 2026

That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

by Hocarim May 27, 2022