Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 24, 2006

assrape

One who fucks in the ass.

see Bill Sinkinson

Ill fuckin assrape you if you don't shut da fuck up.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

assbag

1.Noun-Aprotective device that acts a lot like an air bag, for your ass. So when you get knocked the "fuck out", your assbag will deploy to protect your ass.
2. Someone you do not like.

"Man, when marquis got knocked the fuck out its a good thing his assbag came out to protect his dumb ass."
"Ja rule is such a dirty assbag."

by thereason21 January 8, 2005

assfaggot

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker

dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot

by alex santana July 22, 2004

Assage

The smell of cup noodle, butt and cheese ruffles

It smells like assage in here!

by Sueq March 2, 2019

assag

Being "assag" means being kind, trusthworthy and easy going. But it is said about someone very fragile and sensitive. You need to fight to keep someone "assag" in your life.

" Man...that girl is an assag...you gotta fight"
"wow...i didnt know you was that much assag"

by Tchikabra January 29, 2020

Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn

Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!

by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022