assbuger

A gaping, pulsating hole from your rectum after anal sex

Bro, my Assbuger

by Assbuger May 9, 2023

Assburgers Syndrome

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.

Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass

Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023

Assbunga

To punch someone's actual asshole for pleasure Usually with moderate force or full. This sexual technique can make someone fart if done properly.
Assbunga, Assbunging, Assbunged Pronunciation: Ass-bung-uh, Ass-bung-eng, Ass-bung-d.

I'm going to Assbunga you or Would you like an Assbunga

by WordsMatter September 9, 2024

AssBurgerMobile

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.

Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.

by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018