Architects

better than Bring Me The Horizon, and they\'re only 18!
UK mathcore and alot of other \'core\' stuff, insane timings and sick vocals.

Kid 1: You going to see BMTH?
Kid 2: nah, i prefer Architects *turns back and walks away*

by Alex June 19, 2006

Archisha

A creature, which from a distance may look fairly normal, but upon a closer inspection is fluffier and shorter than previously perceived, to an overwhelming degree.

Oh hey, it's Archisha!

by not shakespeare September 28, 2018

archimedes screw

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.

In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.

by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004

Service Oriented Architecture

A faggy paradigm of common sense design principles. People like to spout off about SOA as if it meant shit - which it don't. The key thing to remember with SOA is that it is very gay. If you have an ounce of sense in your head, you will design your systems to conform with others it will be working with. We don't need 1300 page manifestos explaining how or why we should be doing this.

.amazon.com/Design-Patterns-Prentice-Service-Oriented-Computing/dp/0136135161/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1282095510&sr=8-4

Don't be a queer, homo, gaylord, fairy, flamer, faggot, fudge packer, poof, ponce, meat-smoker, cock sucker, butt pirate, fruit, queen. It's obvious.

You can't put stars into triangular orifices. You need service oriented architecture for that. You CAN put your dick into another man's ass though, with or without an SOA. But I don't need to tell you that.

by Michael Scarn Poop August 17, 2010

the architect

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.

The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

archieve

When you archive an achievement.

I got that award last year and filed it away - so now its an archieve.

by Flops023 May 19, 2016

arching your back

When a flat girl arches her back to make her look like she got curves.

Why are you arching your back like that?
Oh I just need to make me look like I have boobs and a butt.

by Zarina o July 4, 2018