arch simp

The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.

"I heard they was a simp"
"Yeah well they're more like an arch simp now, at least they're trying"

by 0db April 2, 2021

Arch Academy

A 12-Step Adolescent Rehab in the middle of fuck nowhere Tennessee where there is no weed, phones, or tiddies. All you can do is lie to staff and say you have had a “spiritual awakening”.

Person 1: “Hey your an Arch Academy alumni!”
Person 2: “Ya that shit sucked fr”

by Soopersnooper October 5, 2022

Arch Namidian

When you consider someone your mortal enemy but you live in Bowie Texas

James is my Arch Namidian.

by Whodisutis June 9, 2024

arch

To neatly place the arch of your foot into the arch of your partner's or friend's foot. Commonly known to provide pleasure and satisfaction to whoever involved.

Bro 1: Can you arch me up bro?
Bro 2: Fuck yea of course

Hey x wanna go somewhere nice and give me an arch-job?

by archjob101 January 24, 2023

The church arch

The spread between a women’s fine cunt

I zuffled the church arch

by Cunted March 4, 2023

i use arch btw

the word "arch" in this sentence refers to a linux distribution called arch linux.
arch users are known to be very toxic, will make fun of people using other operating systems such as Windows by saying something like "imagine using windows lmao"

most arch linux users will spam "i use arch btw" on every corner of the internet to make people know that they are "cool", arch linux users LOVE open-source stuff, they drink open-source liquid for food.

hey i use arch btw
btw i use arch
im using arch btw

by jewwwkiller October 29, 2023

Dak Arch

Fuckin REZ.
The most native thing that you’d ever see.
Doesn’t know how to walk properly.
Fuckin hammered 24/7

“Dak Arch, stop walking like suck a fucking retard”

by H/ 7 |_ € R November 12, 2019