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The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.
Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.
by Lauren Hultman December 9, 2008
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Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.
If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.
by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010
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Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.
by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015
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Apple Juice Thief

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.
That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.
by KSjuice_efficianado February 28, 2009
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Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.
Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012
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Apple On A Stick

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.
by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020
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green apple squirts

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".
by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016
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