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android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”
by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024
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androidmanifest.xml

A XML file used for manifesting information in a apk file. gn

Ps: you can't run a apk file without it.
I forgot to add a AndroidManifest.xml file in my apk file that I was making. So when I tried to install the apk file, it said "parse error" because I forgot to add the AndroidManifest.xml file to my apk file.
by G-why is this?-N April 21, 2024
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Android

Android has many meanings.
Type of robot.
Company that was bought by Google and doesn't exist anymore.
An operating system.
Any phone that runs Android.
"this isn't human, it's an android"
"I used to work for the Android company"
"My phone runs Android, so it's an Android"
by Clark Bloomberg March 6, 2026
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android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
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androidtard

someone who systematically hates on apple without proof. they are trolls, and they can never come up with valid reasons to prove their point. the androidtard is so ignorant, they just hate on apple like they are a robot who is preprogrammed to use prewritten responses generated by their own type which was a mistake of the development of earth
me - the iphone 16 pro was an exciting release
androidtard - it was a brick because it doesnt have a green or brown logic board
me - bruh what is that logic, a black logic board is so much better as its faster and more accurate than that
androidtard - i even prefer micro usb its better cuz it is cheap and teaches tolerance
me - ?ban noappeal androidtard absolute troll get a life
by 584940493395874392034839394 January 22, 2025
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Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.
Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."
by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025
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android ap

Wifi which is considered to be slow / bad
by anroid November 9, 2025
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