Bitch and a bonus

Something that is good and bad at the same time.

Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.

by Trent the pro June 17, 2010

two and a baby

Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.

28+28+7=63

In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."

by Sickboy254698 April 23, 2015

72 virgins and a river of wine

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

by Johny McJohnson the sixteenth February 1, 2008

deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

pumps and a bump

A bomb ass song by Hammer referring to a females fine ass and curves.

Man, I need a girl with the pumps and a bump!

by Slayerize May 14, 2005

two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on

"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008

bitch and a half

1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.

Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.

Mark H. Pround provider of new(and some existing) slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2005