I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..

Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit

by Yourconscience November 27, 2013

almost

possible the saddest word in planet earth

they almost made it
he almost loved me
i was almost ready

by .woah. April 21, 2019

Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

Almost Done

Only just half of something done.

"I'm almost done!" *procrastinates*

by OTMGirls February 4, 2023

Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025