August 6

August 6th is National send a titty pic day where you send a titty pic to who ever may ask

Hey it’s August 6th can I have a titty pic?

Sure! It is national send a titty pic day

by Mclovin1084 August 5, 2021

August 8th

National slap your brother day

hey bro, guess what its august 8th. you know what that means.

by dramiones child August 7, 2021

29 august

Best person was born in that date

29 august is best date

by Antijamila April 5, 2021

Augustine’s law’s

Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.

“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 14, 2018

August 30

On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.

1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them

Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "

by Allfather August 29, 2019

Augustus Waters

To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.

Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.

by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013

august 2

national fuck your girlfriend day

hes lucky its august 2

by happylovwlifw July 29, 2021